WIGGLE

one of the latest offerings from stan and things stan creates. if you don't know how to get it, you got to get it from us, because it's not available in a can, it doesn't come in a jar, you can't even get it if you get in your car and drive very far. because wiggle is only available from stan and the people here at stan's room are bottling it, and like things taste better dipped in wiggle.

$10 buys you an 8 ounce cup of wiggle.
this product is so potent it will last almost forever.
though wiggle is odorless and invisible to the eye, it is.

due to intense demand, wiggle is now on back order. supplies are so limited, we may not be able to fill your request. however, if you are interested let us know.